Sexy Bastard(s) i'm a fucking water bender

2 days ago

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Anonymous

Question: Will you marry me? Or at least fuck me until I drop from exhaustion?

I will definitely not do the former. But I could fathomably do the latter. Lucien and I do enjoy sex with others, as we demonstrated last night. 

1 week ago

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Anonymous

Question: Do you have any favorite sex positions?

Fucking while he’s on his back and I’m above him. 

1 week ago

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Anonymous

Question: If you had a threesome with a semi-hunky guy and a twink who would fuck you and who would you fuck?

It depends who has the bigger dick.

1 week ago

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cowabungaindeed

Question: You're my second biggest fan. Keep up the good work.

I’d like the name of the first so I can take them out for drinks and tumble the whole time… Win by sabotage. 

1 week ago

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Anonymous

Question: Sex on the couch or shower: which would you choose?

Wow, answer one and you get em all…

With Lucien, Shower sex is actually pretty great. And couch sex is too, but little room. So shower. 

1 week ago

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Anonymous

Question: Would you ever take a pic of yourself in a jockstrap with your bf?

Almost definitely

1 month ago

Anonymous

Question: Your blog is just *doesn't have anymore words* *dislocated jaw*

You know, that could be a good thing or a bad thing. Though, do to the fact that my blog is, how you say, “Awesome?” I’ll take it as a compliment. Also, you might want to relocate your jaw. That could be problematic unless a dick is goin straight on in there. 

3 months ago

Anonymous

Question: Premier Ball ~ What is your favourite Pokemon?

Vaporeon. It’s stats aren’t that great, but I do love it. :)

4 months ago

Anonymous

Question: Strength and Justice. And thanks for answering the ones people have asked about :)

Something I struggle with:

What I want to do with my life. Since even after a very specific education, I still don’t know. 

A decision I wish I could do over:

There are two. One, when I had the choice to go to school in London, I decided not to. I shouldnt have made that choice. And two, my decisions to cut. Mostly because the scars will never go away. And I was stupid to do it of course. 

And of course! I’m not usually one not to answer things unless they’re extremely invasive and private. And even then, it would have to be REALLY invasive. 

4 months ago

Anonymous

Question: Hey sexy chef. I dare you to post your tumblr crushes then tell us which food you'd spread on each of them and from what body part you'd lick it off.

I’m a line cook. Not a chef. No where near a chef. A flattering but also very annoying mistake. That everyone outside of the industry makes. And the food thing in the bedroom isn’t really an interest to me at all. It might have something to do with the fact that I cook food all day and therefore don’t want it to spread and infect my whole life. But even before it was my job, it wasn’t my interest sexually. 

4 months ago

Anonymous

Question: And The Lovers & The Fool :)

A Person who makes you very happy:

Lucien. (The-Liebrarian) I’m always happy with him. Even when he annoys me. Especially when he doesn’t. And even when I annoy him. And my family loves him. And his family mostly likes me aside from his brother but we dont care aboot him. 

Something I’ve always wanted to try:

Erm… I dont really have anything I’ve always wanted to try. Not that I can think of right now. But If this is just a temporary brain fart, I’ll get back to you.  

4 months ago

Anonymous

Question: The Emperor (from your tarot asks post)

A man I really admire:

My oldest brother. He knows what he wants to be and he is it. He’s married to his the love of his life. He’s got a house in the city. He’s truly a good person with all the love in his heart. HE GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER IN THE BEST WAY.

4 months ago

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astreoth

Question: The Hermit

Favorite way to spend the day alone:

Video games all the way. But I honestly dont like being alone all day. I get bored really fast. I’d happily wander around a city surrounded by people and small interactions than have a full day to myself. 

4 months ago

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positivelycurious

Question: The sun! :3

My Happiest Memory:

I honestly couldnt tell you. I dont have one specific memory that sticks out as the best. But the time of my life when I lived in London was the happiest time in my life. So I’ll go with getting my favorite French Toast Ham and Cheese sandwich from Foxcroft and Ginger with my group from work. Since I got it so often and it was really so good. Or picking Greek God nicknames at Konditor and Cook with Krists and Tom. Or the house party at Jacob and Edward’s. Riding the bus home with Sarah. Clubbing with Danni, Fernando, and Owen. Getting tattoos with Steven. Cooking with James. Fucking with Damien. I was just happier there. 

4 months ago

on-a-holidayfromreal-deactivate

Question: hanged man

A time I wish someone had listened to me:

Basically anytime I speak to Chef Deth (my boss and current “teacher”) since he’s basically incompetent and I ask him to do things for me because I’m MAD busy and he’s standing around and he says he will and then DOESNT then gets angry at me for not getting chicken earlier than i ran out of it and I can’t tell him it’s because his lazy ass didn’t do it when he said he would 30 mins ago.