Question: I want to be your knight in shining armor, but instead I'm just a retard in tin foil.

Kay. Thanks, internet.

Question: You look like a man who would follow Darkskiesoflove :3

Probably… But like ron swanson, I dont trust anonymous sources. And while he never actually said that, I’m sure he’d agree it’s a bad idea.

Question: Top or bottom?

I used to be a lot more of a bottom, but since learning how excellent of a top I am, I’ve really enjoyed it. But I still like to bottom. Especially when I’ve been drinking. 

Question: If I sent you nudes would you send them back?

Probably not… 

Question: Do you want people to send you nudes?

I’d feel flattered if people would want to, I s’pose.

Question: Do you send people nudes?

I send them to all my boyfriends.

Question: Post a pic of yourself.

I dont give into terrorist demands.

Question: I think you are super hot and should move back to London and be with me! ;)

Question: How did you lose weight? I saw your "fat" pic and was curious.

By means I do not recommend to anyone else. Means that were not eating disorders. Though I don’t recommend those to anyone else either. 

Question: Your blog is just the best. I litterally reblog everything you post haha

Answering like, a month later because I suck. But thank you. :3

Question: Do you have snapchat? What's your username?!

No, I do not. Due mostly to the fact that I used to and never used it. 

Question: You should promote us!

I should… but I’m kind of lazy, so I’ll do it with this. 
This blog belongs to two of my good friends here in DC. Definitely the longest friends I’ve had here, which isn’t too long, but still means a lot. Besides that, they’re damn hot, and have a  good blog, regardless of the povo looking theme. So follow them. PLEEEEEEEASE.

Question: why are you so hot?

I wish I knew. I could bottle it and sell it and make millions. Or thousands, at least…

Question: Have you ever been to a sauna/bath house?

Yes, I have. It was alright, probably wont do it again unless I can find a group of friends that wants to go. 

Question: How many penises have you had in your bum in one day then?

3. 2 during a threesome. The third with a guy I fucked later that night. When I went through my slut phase, I REALLY went through my slut phase…