Sexy Bastard(s) i'm a fucking water bender

1 month ago

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Anonymous

Question: I wouldn't mind if you brought a whole bunch of guys over to DP, spit roast, gangbang and bukkake me all night.

Tell me where when and who you are, and I could probably arrange it if you’re in the DMV

1 month ago

Anonymous

Question: s-e-x

S-Song I last sung (Sang?)
Not sure… I’ve not been singing much lately…

E-Easiest person to talk to?
Probably my ex-girlfriend (We all go through crazy phases)

X-Xrays I’ve had
On my hand after I punched a particularly hard face

1 month ago

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Anonymous

Question: Sounds like the best kind of orgy, you need to start making a guest list for this

Well, I’ll have the house to myself next month. I’d put you on the list, but I feel “Anon” might attract the worst kinds of people. 

1 month ago

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Anonymous

Question: you live to far away, i would so bottom for that

Make the change to improve your life

2 months ago

Anonymous

Question: Are you going to add more stuff to your Actuallycookingwithkyle blog? It's fun to read!

I will be, promise! I’ve just been extremely busy with school, so that leaves me little time to post on that since it actually takes me some time to write the description. D:

2 months ago

Anonymous

Question: 2 weeks? Oh boo hop! Try 2 YEARS. Then you'll understand :P

Congrats, anon. You win. You have it worse. Your reward is no sex. :P

2 months ago

Anonymous

Question: If I was anywhere close to you I would just build you a little blanket fort and crawl up inside with you. Stay there for a few days.

Well thank you, anon. Maybe just bring me the makings for cocktails and brownies. 

2 months ago

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Anonymous

Question: Why are you depressed?

I dont know. I really dont. But lots of people I’m sure are the same… And this time, it’s really bad…

2 months ago

Anonymous

Question: There's this guy in my writing class who looks just like you. I'm going to sleep with him and pretend it's you.

Is this a consensual sex fantasy, or are you raping him because you want to fuck me that badly, cuz dude, that ain’t cool man. 

2 months ago

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Anonymous

Question: 42

Are you okay?

Yes! I am! I’m doing really well in class, I have a good social life, I have a job, I have loving parents, awesome brothers, I just met a guy whos pretty cool and super sweet. What more could a guy want?

2 months ago

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Anonymous

Question: its funny i was looking thru your "buy me these things" and found some things i would buy for my self, lol but this one, The "Easy Access Thighs Hands Restraint Sling Spreader. if i bought it for you i would want to use it on you

Well, there’s only one way to know if you can. Buy it for me and come off anon. 

3 months ago

Anonymous

Question: I secretly think you'd politely but definitely reject me if I ever showed up at Cobalt and tried to flirt with you. Because I'm ugly and you're way out of my league.

You never know! I’ve thought the same thing about some of the guys I dated. Granted, they were all complete asses…

3 months ago

Anonymous

Question: I secretly think you'd be a great boyfriend because sexy af and also cooking

Well thank you! I actually am. AND SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL DISCOVER IT AND TRULY APPRECIATE IT!!!

3 months ago

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Anonymous

Question: What are your thoughts on "Acting fem guys are obviously bottoms" and "Masculine guys are obviously tops".. And the most common "Oh? You're a bottom? but you're sooo masculine/straight acting!"?

This guy I know Spencer, when he met me, he thought I was a bottom, and I thought he was a top. I thought because he was muscley and was very nicely dressed, and mostly straight acting. He thought I looked twinky. Now that I know him, he’s not really all that straight acting, and he’s a COMPLETE bottom. And I’m Vers through and through, and in 50% of opinion, might be more straight acting than him, though both of us act pretty gay. Long story short, you can’t judge a book by it’s cover. At all. So you cant determine whether a guy likes it in his butt hole or likes to put himself into another man’s butt hole. Or if he likes both! 

3 months ago

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Anonymous

Question: I secretly think.. you've a thick penis :3

That’s not a secret. Plenty of guys already know that. ;D