Sexy Bastard(s) i'm a fucking water bender

1 year ago

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ginthomas:

elaroh:



“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”


Yes.

oh ya

Of course not. Every other person I meet beforehand, I’d know right away that nothing would come of us. There would never be a single relationship before that number reached 0. There would be no living. No learning, no GROWTH! Half of the relationship with your soul mate is finding out that they ARE your soulmate. All that would be GONE! And then, when I met this soul mate, I’d expect so so much and know so very little. No, this is a terrible idea. 

ginthomas:

elaroh:

If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?

Yes.

oh ya

Of course not. Every other person I meet beforehand, I’d know right away that nothing would come of us. There would never be a single relationship before that number reached 0. There would be no living. No learning, no GROWTH! Half of the relationship with your soul mate is finding out that they ARE your soulmate. All that would be GONE! And then, when I met this soul mate, I’d expect so so much and know so very little. No, this is a terrible idea. 

(Source: illness-and-instruments)

2 years ago

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roucarnage:

toptumbles:

Just think

Just think of where we’d be if certain people hadn’t believed in God.

But, if you ask me, they just believed in God. The Dark Ages weren’t caused by people who just believed in God, but people who felt everyone should believe in God the same exact way they did. And they way they believed in God would have condemned to death the geniuses and scientist who believed in God in another way. I think the best way to, currently, say what I’m thinking is… There’s ‘christians’ like the Westboro Baptist Church, and there are Christians like Episcopal Church that allow both women and homosexuals in. There are tons of ways to believe in God, or not to.

roucarnage:

toptumbles:

Just think

Just think of where we’d be if certain people hadn’t believed in God.

But, if you ask me, they just believed in God. The Dark Ages weren’t caused by people who just believed in God, but people who felt everyone should believe in God the same exact way they did. And they way they believed in God would have condemned to death the geniuses and scientist who believed in God in another way. I think the best way to, currently, say what I’m thinking is… There’s ‘christians’ like the Westboro Baptist Church, and there are Christians like Episcopal Church that allow both women and homosexuals in. There are tons of ways to believe in God, or not to.

3 years ago

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This showed up on my adverts on facebook. It kind of upsets me, considering I totally would if it wasn’t basically AGANST THE LAW for me to. Technically, no, it’s not. I just cant have had sex in, what is it, 5, maybe 10 years (In the UK, it’s been changed to a year, dont know about the states though)? 
I could very easily lie, it’s not like they’d know any better. And their going to test the blood anyway, so my blood will go to someone. But the fact of the matter is, they’re probably losing out on tons of donators due to their own stupidity.
If the situation ever arose though, yes, I would give blood to such a horrible system. But only because if it were up to the person dying, in need of my blood, whether to take blood from a gay man or not, I’m fairly certain they’d choose to take it. 

This showed up on my adverts on facebook. It kind of upsets me, considering I totally would if it wasn’t basically AGANST THE LAW for me to. Technically, no, it’s not. I just cant have had sex in, what is it, 5, maybe 10 years (In the UK, it’s been changed to a year, dont know about the states though)? 

I could very easily lie, it’s not like they’d know any better. And their going to test the blood anyway, so my blood will go to someone. But the fact of the matter is, they’re probably losing out on tons of donators due to their own stupidity.

If the situation ever arose though, yes, I would give blood to such a horrible system. But only because if it were up to the person dying, in need of my blood, whether to take blood from a gay man or not, I’m fairly certain they’d choose to take it. 

3 years ago

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THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THEM?! 
Jesus Christ, people! Everyone always bitches and moans about how much they hate facebook, how they cant stand facebook, and how the people they see on their feed are such idiots and so ignorant. Then why the fuck are you friends with them at all? You know how you avoid such things? Dont be friends with them! And if you hate facebook so much, then dont use it! Dont even have one! Do something about what you’re bitching about so much or shut the fuck up!

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THEM?! 

Jesus Christ, people! Everyone always bitches and moans about how much they hate facebook, how they cant stand facebook, and how the people they see on their feed are such idiots and so ignorant. Then why the fuck are you friends with them at all? You know how you avoid such things? Dont be friends with them! And if you hate facebook so much, then dont use it! Dont even have one! Do something about what you’re bitching about so much or shut the fuck up!

3 years ago

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Okay, lets clear something up.
I’m not only pretty sure, but I’m positive that back then, there were trashy girls that no one liked, just like today, there are classy women that deserve respect. This certainly is not the first time that a post exactly like this has shown up on my dash, and certainly wont be the last, and every time, I’m grossly annoyed. I know plenty of women who are classy and smart and clever and all around awesome, just as I’ve met girls who think they’re tough shit and that think they’re awesome, and are really trashy bitches. Just because you put a picture of women from the 20s that look like they have their shit together next to girls from today that look like all they care about it looks doesnt mean that all women now a days are like that and all women then were like that. I, personally, hate that look, but it’s the same look sported by my cousin who is one of the smartest, nicest women I’ve ever met. And where I work, I see women come in who look like they do have their shit together, business women in suits similar to the women on the left in this picture, and they are the rudest, bitchiest women I have ever encountered. 
Nothing happened. There are still classy women (and men) now just like there were trashy women (and men) back then.

Okay, lets clear something up.

I’m not only pretty sure, but I’m positive that back then, there were trashy girls that no one liked, just like today, there are classy women that deserve respect. This certainly is not the first time that a post exactly like this has shown up on my dash, and certainly wont be the last, and every time, I’m grossly annoyed. I know plenty of women who are classy and smart and clever and all around awesome, just as I’ve met girls who think they’re tough shit and that think they’re awesome, and are really trashy bitches. Just because you put a picture of women from the 20s that look like they have their shit together next to girls from today that look like all they care about it looks doesnt mean that all women now a days are like that and all women then were like that. I, personally, hate that look, but it’s the same look sported by my cousin who is one of the smartest, nicest women I’ve ever met. And where I work, I see women come in who look like they do have their shit together, business women in suits similar to the women on the left in this picture, and they are the rudest, bitchiest women I have ever encountered. 

Nothing happened. There are still classy women (and men) now just like there were trashy women (and men) back then.

3 years ago

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scottbalf:

That’s just fucking stupid. People who do this are idiots.

No, some people who do this are idiots. Like the people who do it for attention or do it because the dont get to go out one night or had a fight with their friends. But people who really do it, and I mean really do it, that hide it and dont tell a soul and say they are fine and become, quite literally ADDICTED to it are not idiots, just lost. Similar to people with eating disorders. You have no idea what has led them to such choices, no idea why they continue to do it, their reasoning behind it, or how much they might want to stop. And even when life is finally better, when the depression has finally ended, things are finally better, going good, when the thought of cutting pops into their heads, because it was an actual addiction, no matter how happy they are, the slightest thought of cutting still crosses their heads. And it is an addiction. People who really cut all have their own reasons for doing it, other than being depressed, but what they dont usually know is, other than their psychological addiction to it, endorphins and adrenaline are released when cutting causing a high when depressed, plus their own personal reason develops an actual addiction, causing even more cutting, to their added depression, and they continue.
Unless of course you’re referring to cutting and recording yourself doing it. In which case I whole-heartedly agree with you.

scottbalf:

That’s just fucking stupid. People who do this are idiots.

No, some people who do this are idiots. Like the people who do it for attention or do it because the dont get to go out one night or had a fight with their friends. But people who really do it, and I mean really do it, that hide it and dont tell a soul and say they are fine and become, quite literally ADDICTED to it are not idiots, just lost. Similar to people with eating disorders. You have no idea what has led them to such choices, no idea why they continue to do it, their reasoning behind it, or how much they might want to stop. And even when life is finally better, when the depression has finally ended, things are finally better, going good, when the thought of cutting pops into their heads, because it was an actual addiction, no matter how happy they are, the slightest thought of cutting still crosses their heads. And it is an addiction. People who really cut all have their own reasons for doing it, other than being depressed, but what they dont usually know is, other than their psychological addiction to it, endorphins and adrenaline are released when cutting causing a high when depressed, plus their own personal reason develops an actual addiction, causing even more cutting, to their added depression, and they continue.

Unless of course you’re referring to cutting and recording yourself doing it. In which case I whole-heartedly agree with you.

3 years ago

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9inchpenis:

purpleoyster:

beauty-is-only-skin-deep:

My progress.

 This makes me want to try to lose weight.

…this chick is super skinny. why the fuck is she losing weight. only white girls in america think their too skinny until they die if starvation….

Only white girls in america? Really? That’s a very general, and very untrue statement. It’s women, and even men, all over the world of every nationality, that think they need to lose weight, and then get ill, or die, of starvation and mal-nutrition. Yes, more often than not, they aren’t fat, they are skinny, but it’s not just “white girls in America.” That statement us almost so untrue, it’s offensive. I live and work in London, and just the other day, a woman came into where I work, so sickly skinny I could see her very bone structure. Every detail of her ribs and shoulder blades. Her spine, her arms, her legs, I could see her bones through her skin. When it’s anorexia to that point, would you look at her and say “She’s so skinny. Why the fuck is she anorexic. She has no reason to be that way. Dumb ass skinny white girl!” No, you wouldn’t, not if you had any form of a heart! You have no idea what she has been through, what has made her that way! It could be abuse at home, abuse in a marriage, there could have been a traumatic experience or even that someone she cared about died from their obesity, scarring her to the point of starvation. You have no idea what anyone, skinny american white girl or not, has been through, and you sure as hell dont know enough to be able to make so broad a statement that, “ONLY skinny white girls in america starve themselves to death.” 

9inchpenis:

purpleoyster:

beauty-is-only-skin-deep:

My progress.

 This makes me want to try to lose weight.

…this chick is super skinny. why the fuck is she losing weight. only white girls in america think their too skinny until they die if starvation….

Only white girls in america? Really? That’s a very general, and very untrue statement. It’s women, and even men, all over the world of every nationality, that think they need to lose weight, and then get ill, or die, of starvation and mal-nutrition. Yes, more often than not, they aren’t fat, they are skinny, but it’s not just “white girls in America.” That statement us almost so untrue, it’s offensive. I live and work in London, and just the other day, a woman came into where I work, so sickly skinny I could see her very bone structure. Every detail of her ribs and shoulder blades. Her spine, her arms, her legs, I could see her bones through her skin. When it’s anorexia to that point, would you look at her and say “She’s so skinny. Why the fuck is she anorexic. She has no reason to be that way. Dumb ass skinny white girl!” No, you wouldn’t, not if you had any form of a heart! You have no idea what she has been through, what has made her that way! It could be abuse at home, abuse in a marriage, there could have been a traumatic experience or even that someone she cared about died from their obesity, scarring her to the point of starvation. You have no idea what anyone, skinny american white girl or not, has been through, and you sure as hell dont know enough to be able to make so broad a statement that, “ONLY skinny white girls in america starve themselves to death.” 

3 years ago

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I dont understand the allure of a man with no hair at all.

Like, I understand that some people prefer a guy with no facial hair. Some people just dont like that. And no chest hair is understandable. Some people just dont like that either. And I can even understand when people dont like a man to have a happy trail. Well, sort of understand that. But when they dont like leg hair, or armpit hair, or ARM HAIR, I just cant get my head around that. I mean really. It’s not like you’re going to be doing anything with their armpits (and if you are, you’d probably be the type to like that hair.) And what you’re doing with their legs usually isn’t too affected by the hair on it. And jesus, not even women shave their arms! The only real excuse is if you’re, like, an olympic swimmer!

Blah.

3 years ago

So, the other day at work, I had a serious Little Monster moment…

The new girl at work, Brooke, is pretty cool, in almost every aspect. She’s very sarcastic, she understands my little quirks, she’s Canadian, so she agrees with me that they’re called Chips, not crisps. Fries, not chips. Jell-O, not Jelly. The works. Good movie taste. Good food tastes, even for a Vegan. 

Her music taste, however, is lacking. She likes all the classic bands that people with good music taste like. Rush. Zeppelin. Springsteen. Aerosmith. But her CURRENT music taste is just shot. I first realized this when she hadn’t even HEARD of Ke$ha. But that was just a small thing. 

She called Lady GaGa a talentless hack. I was pissed. She’s a huge Celine Dion fan. Like…HUGE. Now, I dont like Celine Dion, but I admit, has a magnificent voice. I know people dont like Lady GaGa. I can understand that, as I used to not like her too much either. But she has undeniable talent. I tried to tell this to her, and she refused it. She even likes some Lady GaGa songs, but still, “She has no talent at all. She’s a hack.” 

I seriously could not look at her with anything but subtle hatred for the rest of my shift. I would have not spoken to her at all, but, y’know, I had to work and everything. Even now, talking to her a week after this has happened, I still have less respect for her. And it’s not because she doesn’t like Lady GaGa, because I would have to not respect a lot of people, but because of what she said. How she was so oblivious to the talent that is obviously there. And what’s worse was, I then insulted Celine Dion, AS A JOKE. Was not even serious about what I said about Celine and she was serious about what she said about Lady GaGa and suddenly, I was the devil incarnite. 

Blah. Rant over…

3 years ago

So, I was minding my own business, walking home, listening to my music, as I do…

And this woman came up to me and said something. I dont know what, probably “excuse me” so I put my coffee and my bag down and take off my head phones and see what she wants, assuming shes someone looking for directions.

I look at her, and she says, without stopping for a chat or anything, “Hey, you look like you like music! Check out this free website for music,” after which she hands me a ripped piece of loose leaf paper, “It’s for underground music. It’s a little sexy, a little funny, tell your mates,” and at this point I’m thinking this might be kind of interesting, but she’s not selling it very well, and crudely written on ripped paper isn’t exponentially appealing. She continues with,”Don’t tell your parents," after which I shrug, accept the paper, and go on my way.

First of all, bitch, how old do you think I am? It’s not like I’m 15 and my parents are the ones who run my life and tell me what I’m allowed to do, be it on the internet or elsewhere.

Secondly, being almost 21, hearing someone tell me to not tell my parents instantly raises red flags. Parents are the ones who, when you dont tell them things, it’s because it’s personal, or because it’s wrong. If its on the internet, and some random stranger tells me not to tell my parents about it, all I can think is that it’s some kidnappers trapping site.

Thridly, I came home, and I did check it out. It doesn’t look like some kidnappers trapping site, I’ll give her that. It looks like a 14-year-old’s internet class assignment. It’s a shit layout, hard to read, hard on the eyes, has a terrible colour scheme, and I was able to make better ‘websites’ on geocities when that was still big. And there was no music on it.

I dont really know how to conclude this little rant, so I’ll just leave it here.

3 years ago

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This “Unpopular Opinion” shit is getting on my nerves.

The particular thing I will mention in this reasoning behind my distaste of the ‘unpopular opinion’ is when people say, “The Unpopular Opinion:” followed with something along the lines of, “I hate [Insert something popular].”

That is not at all an opinion. That is a fact. An opinion would be your reasoning behind your fact. For example: “The Unpopular Opinion: [Insert something popular] sucks/has no talent/is over-rated.” That is an opinion. And might very well be your reasoning for hating said thing, but hating said thing is NOT an opinion. It could very well be debated that hate is too strong of a feeling to have, but that’s what makes it a fact and not an opinion. It can be proven to be correct or incorrect. An opinion cannot. It can only be disagreed with.

There are a million other things I have issues with, but that’s the main thing. This unpopular opinion shit has just turned into anything and everything, and slapping the unpopular opinion on it to make it sound important.

3 years ago

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blizzagone:

asianmaddy:

katiedo23:

bukhumnoi:

asianmaddy:

i bet he licked the ketchup off his arm after he took that picture
fatty

i found rachanys future lover

Okay, what if this was real and he actually did it. Wouldn’t everyone feel bad that they talked shit. Maybe it’s BECAUSE of people talking shit that made him wanna do it. The world is overpopulated with hypocrites, bullies, and fake ass people. 



No, see, there are two different types of cutters. People who cut because they truly think, while they’re doing it, that it will help them with the issues they are feeling. Help them get through it, even if, in reality, it will only help for that short time and afterwards, really not help at all. But those people dont take pictures of them doing it. They hide they’re cuts. They hide their scars. They dont write shit like “broken inside” on a giant kitchen knife to try to prove that they’re in some sort of pain. People who do that, do it for attention and nothing else. Sure, they might have some sort of issue going on, but nothing so terrible that it makes them cut like that. No, this is a fat, fake kid who probably couldn’t go to the Pierce the Veil concert because his parents wouldn’t pay for his fat, jobless ass to go, and so, in his ‘misery’ he took this picture and was enough of a dumbass to upload it to facebook or myspace.

blizzagone:

asianmaddy:

katiedo23:

bukhumnoi:

asianmaddy:

i bet he licked the ketchup off his arm after he took that picture

fatty

i found rachanys future lover

Okay, what if this was real and he actually did it. Wouldn’t everyone feel bad that they talked shit. Maybe it’s BECAUSE of people talking shit that made him wanna do it. The world is overpopulated with hypocrites, bullies, and fake ass people. 

No, see, there are two different types of cutters. People who cut because they truly think, while they’re doing it, that it will help them with the issues they are feeling. Help them get through it, even if, in reality, it will only help for that short time and afterwards, really not help at all. But those people dont take pictures of them doing it. They hide they’re cuts. They hide their scars. They dont write shit like “broken inside” on a giant kitchen knife to try to prove that they’re in some sort of pain. People who do that, do it for attention and nothing else. Sure, they might have some sort of issue going on, but nothing so terrible that it makes them cut like that. No, this is a fat, fake kid who probably couldn’t go to the Pierce the Veil concert because his parents wouldn’t pay for his fat, jobless ass to go, and so, in his ‘misery’ he took this picture and was enough of a dumbass to upload it to facebook or myspace.

3 years ago

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This always annoyed me SO MUCH! They Hydra re-grows TWO heads when one is severed, not THREE! And there was no real point in changing that bit of mythology because all that was going to happen next was a million more heads growing, and be it by factors of 2 or 3, it would still happen fast with the time lapse they had!

This always annoyed me SO MUCH! They Hydra re-grows TWO heads when one is severed, not THREE! And there was no real point in changing that bit of mythology because all that was going to happen next was a million more heads growing, and be it by factors of 2 or 3, it would still happen fast with the time lapse they had!

3 years ago

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Compliments…

Now, we all know that giving compliments is a very gracious thing to do. Even more so when you dont want to give it, but do anyway, because you know it’s true. But another thing that is a very gracious thing to do is ACCEPT compliments. And this is coming from me, someone who usually doesnt agree with most compliments given to him. But if someone compliments you, it’s a gracious thing to accept it. Even if you dont believe that the compliment is true, the person giving the compliment DOES think it’s true. For example, I’ll make food for people and they’ll think it’s great, but having made it myself, just like anyone who creates things be it art or literature or anything of the sort, I’ll think there are things that could be improved, but I keep it to myself and accept the compliment, because they truly believe that the food is good and worth complimenting. It’s almost rude not to accept. Someone could say “Oh this is lovely!” and when you respond with “No you’re wrong, your opinion means nothing because this is mine (or this is my face) and only my opinion matters when it comes to it,” even if that’s not what you say, word for word, in not accepting the compliment, that’s basically what you’re saying. So, the next time someone compliments you, just accept it, and you can internally disagree. And maybe, in accepting, even if you dont agree, you’ll just be one step closer to being able to accept it.

3 years ago

Okay, people. Quit bitching about new people coming on to tumblr. The time for that has past. The point has been reached where there are enough people that servers are over loading and we get the “wild tumblebeasts.” (which was originally something that was a joke from another website, as something cute that EVERYONE reblogged that they though would be a cute idea, and now that we have it, you bitch that it makes no difference) You know what new people will bring now? Sure, some annoying advertisements on the side that right now is just blue, but with those advertisements comes more money for tumblr, to afford better servers, or whatever the fuck makes things work better, and that will mean little to no error messages. But of course, that will bring in new people to bitch about the advertisements. So stop bitching about new people. It will solve more problems then it will cause.